The never-ending question of what to do with all my spam e-mail^* has lead me to create...

The Cum-Junkie Seriousness Quiz
inspired by this wonderful work of prose

1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
   yes
   no
   Wipe the Fat Off!
   Viagra, It's Whaazzz UP!
   

    

2. So, what are you waiting for?
   Deep Red Porn
   World Famous "CUM SPLATTER!"
   

    

3. Ready to get started?
   yes
   no
   until they SCREAM!
   Bill s.1618 TITLE III
   

    

4. Do you want to be hard as a rock all the time?
   yes
   no
   This new Mega Site
   adult film starlets
   

    

5. all nude and completely uncensored?
   yes
   no
   STOLEN HOME VIDEO
   getting kinky and hardcore
   

    

^* All questions, answers, and ratings come directly from spam i have received.